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Comedian: America’s Most Dangerous Job

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Comedians are being assaulted in stage.

They stopped playing at colleges long ago. Too dangerous.

Now, they’re being assaulted on TV and in theaters in front of thousands.

Free Speech hasn’t been this dangerous since the Spanish Inquisition in the 15th and 16th Centuries.

Here’s a recent Fire Pit Cell conversation about the persecution of Comedians.

KAITLYN

I don’t get it.

When did Americans lose their sense of humor?

We still had it when I was born.

I remember people laughing.

I know that sounds un-American now. We’ve all supposed to be committed social activists.

But I clearly remember people laughing when I was growing up.

When did we lose it?

How did it happen?

How do we get it back?

OLIVIA

College campuses are getting to be as bad as churches in censoring speech.

Most Comedians stopped touring campuses years ago.

That’s a shame because churches and colleges have different missions.

Most Churches try to teach the one true faith. Everyone sings the same hymns. Everyone’s part of a like minded community that have the same values.

Colleges are supposed to open minds encourage debate and accommodate people with different values.

Our society needs both.

SCOTT

Censorship of comedians has always been with us.

In the olden days, the Government tried to do it directly.

Now, its ideological groups that show up to interfere with performances and phyically intimidate people.

My Mom showed me this clip of how a comedian named George Carlin protested censorship before I was born.

Just Imagine back when there were only seven words we couldn’t say. Now, some group somewhere will get offended by thousands of words.

Allie

I know where Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock can hire guards.

Make the guards parts of their acts.

Now, that would be funny.

NICOLE

Go ahead, make me laugh.

I dare you.

MICHELLE

Laughing is a survival skill.

Protect the people who help us all survive.

Seriously.

LUNA

You know, comedy isn’t just a black thing or Anglo thing.

We all need to protect comedians.

GERALD

Comedians are the point of Freedom’s spear.

They need the rest us to support them.

Time to do our part.

If we don’t, laughing at the “wrong” thing will become a crime.

Then, they’ll come and get you too.

SANJAY

People in India work hard so we can afford to be offended.

We’ll catch up to the West someday.

SHELDON

Here’s why I like people who make fun of me.

It males me stronger.

The Fire Pit Cell characters got their name because they solved their problems huddled around a fire pit talking with each other. The warmth of the flames and the light and shadows dancing across ten faces helped them to work out their differences. They continue that tradition, because thar’s what people desperately need today – real conversations with real people, not bots shouting at one another. Not many real people left these days. So, fictional characters took over the conversation.

Shame on all of us for needing fictional characters to remind us that its important to be real. If you start to forget that, let Pinocchio remind you.

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Why are America’s Elites Wearing Hunger Games Fashions?

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In May of each year, America’s elites gather for a Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City to celebrate how beautiful and superior they all are. Some call it the East Coast Academy Awards. That should tip you off about the caliber of the people who attend.

The primary activity at this Gala seems to be walking up the museum steps without tripping. Not all attendees achieve this difficult task.

Being invited proves you are beautiful and superior.

Lets take a good look at these beautiful superior people.

Here’s a recent Fire Pit Cell conversation.

KAITLYN

I thought I was watching a new episode of the Hunger Games. You know, the movie about the beautiful rulers in the Capital parading around in outlandish costumes while the poor people in the ten districts went cold and hungry.

Compare the movie costumes to what passes for reality in modern America.

Don’t these elites know how silly they look to the rest of us?

OLIVIA

Kaitlyn, I like nice clothes as much as the next girl, but here’s Hillary Clinton impersonating Scarlet O’Hara’s grandmother.

Her outfit comes complete with her own personal slave tending to her hems.

And to think I campaigned for Hillary for President!

SCOTT

Sorry girls, leave me out of this.

It’s not a guy thing.

Allie

Don’t be so smug, Scott.

Some guys are just as into showing off as girls.

Here’s the Mayor of New York City.

He was elected after campaigning as a crime fighter.

I’m sure he’s scaring all the criminals in New York with his cutesy anti-gun outfit.

Normally, I wouldn’t say that guys wear “outfits,” but they all do at this Gala.

Take a look at the Mayor and let me know whether you agree.

NICOLE

Normally I defend black guys, but that was over the top fashionista.

Don’t ever want to see that again.

Mr. Mayor, man up if you want to face down the gangsta guys.

MICHELLE

I like costumes.

My friends tell me that my closet looks like a Halloween store.

So, here’s my favorite outfit from Hunger Games.

Guess it was too hot for the New York Met Gala.

Might have burned a Billion $$$ painting or something.

LUNA

I don’t know.

I kinda like rich people making fools of themselves.

Whenever I hear one of these people telling me how I should run my life, I just imagine them wearing one of these crazy outfits.

Then, instead of getting mad, I laugh at them.

GERALD

You rich folks better listen up.

Stop playing around.

Both the men and the women are dressing like drag queens.

What’s wrong with you people?

SANJAY

I’m a traditionalist.

Women from my home country know how to dress.

SHELDON

Here’s what they’re wearing in Ukraine these days.

You tell me which country is real and which is fake.

The Fire Pit Cell characters got their name because they solved their problems huddled around a fire pit talking with each other. The warmth of the flames and the light and shadows dancing across ten faces helped them to work out their differences. They continue that tradition, because thar’s what people desperately need today – real conversations with real people, not bots shouting at one another. Not many real people left these days. So, fictional characters took over the conversation.

Shame on all of us for needing fictional characters to remind us that its important to be real. If you start to forget that, let Pinocchio remind you.

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Why is the Media Obsessed with Stories about the Media?

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The Fire Pit Cell characters got their name because they solved their problems huddled around a fire pit talking with each other. The warmth of the flames and the light and shadows dancing across ten faces helped them to work out their differences. They continue that tradition, because thar’s what people desperately need today – real conversations with real people, not bots shouting at one another. Not many real people left these days. So, fictional characters took over the conversation.

Shame on all of us for needing fictional characters to remind us that its important to be real. If you start to forget that, let Pinocchio remind you.

Here’s a recent Fire Pit Cell conversation.

KAITLYN

Have you noticed that the Media is obsessed with stories bout the Media?

First Twitter.

Now, Tucker Carlson.

What’s next?

OLIVIA

I opened my New York Times this Sunday to find that more than 25% of the hard new section was devoted to a story complaining that people like to watch Tucker Carlson on Fox News.

The story started o Page 1 and then took up seven more whole pages.

This at a time of war in Ukraine, inflation and other important matters.

Whatever happened to reporting the news?

https://dnyuz.com/2022/04/30/how-tucker-carlson-stoked-white-fear-to-conquer-cable/

SCOTT

Several years ago, The New York Tomes started pushing the 1619 Project, a theory that everything in America is racist. Now they’re complaining that someone who opposes their pet project is popular .

Allie

Tucker Carlson’s popularity just illustrates Newton’s Third Law of Motion.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

The New York Times should have know that.

NICOLE

Slavery is an important part of American history. We shouldn’t sweep it under the rug.

But if your point is that the media is full of narcissists, I agree.

Why are we listening to these people?

MICHELLE

So, now respected newspapers like the New York Times are getting down in the gutter with social media.

LUNA

My mother always told me that one bad apple spoils the barrel.

She wasn’t an apple farmer, but she warned me its the same with people.

Negative people create more negative people.

So, it makes sense that negativity in our media produces more media negativity.

GERALD

The Media is just another form of Hollywood.

Journalists crave attention as much as movie starlets.

I give them the same weight.

SANJAY

Tabloid journalism isn’t just an American thing.

Shame on us if we let these people shape our opinions and actions.

SHELDON

I like this summary of journalism.

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Will Smith vs Chris Rock: Was It the Slap Heard Around the World or just a Hollywood Slap?

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WAS IT THE SLAP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD OR JUST A HOLLYWOOD SLAP?

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The Fire Pit Cell characters got their name because they solved their problems huddled around a fire pit talking with each other. The warmth of the flames and the light and shadows dancing across ten faces helped them to work out their differences. They continue that tradition, because thar’s what people desperately need today – real conversations with real people, not bots shouting at one another. Not many real people left these days. So, fictional characters took over the conversation.

Shame on all of us for needing fictional characters to remind us that its important to be real. If you start to forget that, let Pinocchio remind you.

Here’s a recent Fire Pit Cell conversation.

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KAITLYN

What happened?

I was in the bathroom.

Did I really miss anything?

Or was it just typical show biz?

OLIVIA

So, the world sees two black guys fighting on TV.

What’s new about that?

We’d be a lot better off is the Media showcased two black guys competing to be better fathers.

There are good black fathers, you know. We just need more if them.

Why do we always focus on the immature drama queens?

SCOTT

Academy Award show?

Oh yeah, my mother used to make the family watch that.

Is that still on TV?

Really?

Allie

Two drama queens, if you ask me.

Bring back the strong silent type of movie star.

NICOLE

Will Smith is a sellout to the MAN.

He’s been that way since he was a teenager.

He’s trying to pretend he isn’t, but I know what’s real.

I like Chris Rock.

Chris is real.

Real is important.

MICHELLE

They’re both great artists.

I love both their work.

I cried when I saw it happen.

Seems like they should be putting their talents to better use than boosting ratings for a dying TV program.

Chris and Will, call me. Maybe I can help.

LUNA

Academy Awards?

I prefer the real world.

People are living and dying.

They don’t get awards.

Hollywood seems like King Lois XVI and Queen Marie Antionette the night before the French Revolution.

Heads will roll and they’re too self-involved to see it and try to save themselves.

VERY sad, if you ask me.

GERALD

Since when do dudes slap each other?

Where I’m from, you punch the other guy out with your best shot.

If you don’t, he may pull a gun or a knife.

They were just trying to boost pathetic ratings, if you ask me.

No one talked about anything else about the Oscars the day after.

I don’t know anyone who even saw the stupid movies. nominated for awards.

SANJAY

What was that?

I guess I missed it.

Lots of stuff going on.

I guess I was on a call to relatives in India when it happened.

THEY have real problems there.

No one in India cares about what spoiled Hollywood stars do to each other.

SHELDON

Movies?
I like computer games.

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