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Dr Strangelove: Will Two Demented Presidents Lead Russia and America to Nuclear War?

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The Fire Pit Cell characters got their name because they solved their problems huddled around a fire pit talking with each other. The warmth of the flames and the light and shadows dancing across ten faces helped them to work out their differences. They continue that tradition, because thar’s what people desperately need today – real conversations with real people, not bots shouting at one another. Not many real people left these days. So, fictional characters took over the conversation.

Shame on all of us for needing fictional characters to remind us that its important to be real. If you start to forget that, let Pinocchio remind you.

Here’s a recent Fire Pit Cell conversation.

KAITLYN

Dr. Strangelove?

Never heard of it until someone sent me a link.

Then, I watched it.

OMG, so scary!

Putin and Biden, two demented old white guys, have their shaky hands on the nuclear buttons?

OLIVIA

I don’t want to be an alarmist, but here’s a report from a former Russian KGB agent about Putin’s mental health or lack of it.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18402141/vladimir-putin-parkinsons-paranoia-traitors-insane/

SCOTT

We know Biden has lost touch with reality.

I guess in the last election American voters were depending the leaders of other nuclear powers to be sane.

What if the other side is as demented as Biden?

Allie

Who would have ever thought that Kim Jong-un might be the sanest guy with hands on the nuclear buttons?

NICOLE

Totally sick white and Asian dudes.

And you think black people are violent?

Gimme a break.

MICHELLE

Do you think the Easter Bunny can keep Biden away from the Nukes?

Is that his main job at the White House?

Let’s say a prayer for the Easter Bunny.

LUNA

My parents thought I’d be safer coming to America.

But no one is going to nuke South America.

GERALD

Hey man!

This is serous stuff.

Somebody should lock up Putin and Biden.

Is that what the UN is for?

Nah, all they do is talk.

SANJAY

After I die, I’ll be reincarnated.

Sounds pretty good now, doesn’t it?

SHELDON

Oh, oh!

That was depressing.

Time for me to restore people’s confidence in our leaders.

I have complete faith in our leaders.

Let’s watch them in action.

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Zalensky vs Putin: Ammunition, Not A Ride

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Zalensky vs Putin: Ammunition, Not a Ride

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The Fire Pit Cell characters got their name because they solved their problems huddled around a fire pit talking with each other. The warmth of the flames and the light and shadows dancing across ten faces helped them to work out their differences. They continue that tradition, because thar’s what people desperately need today – real conversations with real people, not bots shouting at one another. Not many real people left these days. So, fictional characters took over the conversation.

Shame on all of us for needing fictional characters to remind us that its important to be real. If you start to forget that, let Pinocchio remind you.

Here’s a recent Fire Pit Cell conversation.

KAITLYN

Who knew Ukraine has the coolest President?

Who even knew were Ukraine was?Now, we all know.Zalensky is like Davey Crocket at the Alamo.

Putin looks constipated. You know, people get cranky when they can’t go. Do you think putting Putin on a high fiber diet could stop this war?

OLIVIA

Nothing funny about this war, but I met President Zalensky when he was a comedian.

He’s strong. He also loves his people. He’ll never forgive Putin. Years after the fighting is over, Zalensky will exact his revenge.

SCOTT

Zalensky manned up. I like that. Glad he didn’t get on the plane Biden offered him.

My question is: Why did Brandon tell Zalensky to leave Ukraine?

Seems like that was what Putin wanted

Why did Brandon do it?

Who told him to do it?

Was it one of Brandon’s puppeteers? ]

Allie

If Brandon offered you a ride, would you take it?

After Afghanistan, Brandon can’t give rides away.

Zalensky wasn’t going to fall for that trick.

NICOLE

Putin is one really sick white dude.

Send Zalensky guns and ammo, but black people don’t need to be fighting and dying in a Ukraine war.

We have enough problems.

MICHELLE

Zalensky was an actor comedian. It takes guts to be an actor.

Even more guts to be a comedian.

I know what it’s like to be living and dying in front of an audience.

Zalensky has more guts than Putin.

By the way, notice how fat Putin is getting?

Putin is beginning to look like the puffy Marshmallow in Ghost Busters.

LUNA

I was born in Venezuela. It’s run by a barbarian like Putin.

I cried myself to sleep most nights when I lived there.

Ukrainian children are crying every night now.

GERALD

Ukraine needs more offense.

Do something to hit Moscow.

Remind the Russians that suffering is a two-way street.

If you don’t, Putin will just keep pounding away.

Anyway, that’s what I’d do if I was Zalensky. Going on offense works in my neighborhood.

SANJAY

Putin has a much bigger problem than Zalensky.

China is seeing how weak Russia’s military is now.

China has the most people. Russia has the most empty land.

China needs land and resources.

Sure, China is helping Russia now, but maybe they’re just giving Putin enough rope to hang himself.

SHELDON

So, what’s with Germany?

Feeding the enemy buying stuff from Putin?

WHY????

Sounds crazy to me. I’ve never really understood the Germans.

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